Thanks for staying after yoga class. I wanted to have a private chat. You seem really tense during class, you can hardly get into the poses! I think I know what your problem is, you’re sexually frustrated. I can tell! I’m really good at reading people’s energy. Let me help you relieve that tension! I’ll teach you self massage to release those TENSE muscles! It’ll feel so good to achieve release and come into a meditative state. Then, you’ll be able to relax and your body will be much more limber!