You’ve been having trouble focusing at work, haven’t you? I think I know why. Sexual tension. Your sex life at home is lacking and you come to work and see all these sexy women–their long legs in silky pantyhose, their pencil skirts accentuating their curves, their perky tits bursting out of their button up shirts–its too much for you! I have a solution. Let’s just lock my office door and relieve that pent up tension! Don’t worry, I’ll keep it a secret.