Jun
16
2016
I shaved MY legs for this??? Really?? Hey girl, glad I caught you. Ummmm about the hot stud who came so highly recommended by you… yeah well we went out tonight. Oh sure he was very handsome, charismatic, smart, & funny… but you failed to mention to ME that he is hung like a FLEA! I had heard about the *micropenis*, but like Bigfoot & the Lochness Monster I thought it was the stuff of urban legend. Tonight… tonight… I found out that it is indeed alive & well. Talk about false advertising !! This guy had NO shaft… ..SPH, Size Queen, MILF, Mature, Cougar, Micropenis Rant.