We’ve met up for a blind date and almost straight away I can tell things are not going to go well. I try to remain polite, upbeat and positive as you take off your jacket to reveal a scrawny body, admit you don’t have a car and have a job. You live in a tiny apartment and don’t seem to have much of a social life. I’m visibly turned off by you, but try to keep the conversation flowing, despite your crippling social awkwardness. Finding it harder and harder to stifle my laughter & hide my disgust, I finally break down when I realize you’re a virgin too! Omg… this is too funny. I cruelly humiliate you and tease in my bratty, bitchy, superior way. I rub all of the success and grandeur of MY life as compared to yours right in your face. The least you can do is entertain me whilst I wait for one of my fuck buddies to arrive so that tonight isn’t a complete waste. Pull your cock out & jerk for me, loser, as I tell you all the reasons I’ll never date you… because me laughing in your pathetic face is clearly turning you on!
