Ok, so I lied. I didn’t invite you over here because I’m having car trouble. I invited you over because I need to know the truth . . . you see, my best friend went on a date with you last week, and she had some very interesting things to say about your . . . um . . . anatomy. She said you had the biggest dick she’d ever seen. Not just in real life either. She said you were bigger than any male porn star, too.
Is this true? You have to let me see. Just one little peek . . . OH MY GOD, IS THAT THING REAL? Wow! It’s so tempting, and yet so terrifying. How can any woman handle that much cock?! Holy fuck!
Do you have to use two hands to jerk it? I’m sorry, I shouldn’t ask such personal questions, but I just can’t help it! I’m stunned by the huge hunk of meat you’re packing. Wait, it’s not even fully hard yet?! Woah! Stroke it for me so I can see your throbbing glory at its full potential. Oh my god, I’m soaking my panties. This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen! Stroke that beautiful giant dick for me until you cum all over my tits!
