Nov
02
2015
You’re constantly begging Me to get on Skype, and it’s irritating as fuck. I’m obviously way out of your league, I have better things to do with My time, and no interest in looking at your dumb ass. I finally allow you to pay a ridiculous sum to gawk at Me, while I sit on cam and completely ignore you. Watch Me pay more attention to My phone, My computer, and stare at Myself until your time is up. If you’re lucky I might look up and snicker at you once or twice. It’ll be the most exciting thing that happens to you this year.
