Well well well, back again, huh, piggy? you just can’t resist Me. you can’t resist My perfect body, My beautiful face, My sexy teasing. And you definitely can’t say no to Me! Do you know what todayis, wallet? It’s payday, DUH! And yes, I know you’re the one slaving away at work all day earning that paycheck, but the only reason you work so hard is so that you can hand your cash over to ME! Because I deserve it, I deserve it ALL, don’t I?
So I have a new arrangement in mind for you, My little pay pig. Starting today, I’m going to get the majority of every single paycheck that you earn. Oh don’t worry, I’ll still let you keep a little bit. Just enough to keep you in relatively good health, that way you can continue to work hard for Me and send Me even more $$$ from each paycheck! And then eventually, you’ll have to get a second, third, even FOURTH job in order to meet My expensive demands. And of course you’ll give Me every dollar that you earn from your extra jobs too. lololol… you just can’t say no, you just can’t get enough of Me, and I can’t get enough of your money!
Doesn’t this all sound soo hot, My little wallet? Of course it does. you’re totally weak and addicted for Me and My hot body. *sigh* I just love payday, piggy.
