I just love going down memory lane with my old acquaintances… especially when they’re super humiliating! You just happened to come across your old schoolmate, Sydney. She totally remembers you! You were that nerdy, scrawny little guy, the one who always napped through class, got teased and especially yeah, those many times where you got sacked in PE class! Like that one time you all played dodge ball, and someone would throw a ball at you and you’d miss catching it and it would hit you square in the nuts! She laughs while remembering how hilarious it was.
There was even one time when you were in PE together, and she grabbed one of the volleyballs and kicked it right into your nuts! Remember how you fell down holding your groin and she and the entire class were laughing at you? It’s really crazy how many times that happened to you. Everyone acted like you were the class mascot, remember? Hahaha! You probably never forgot that didn’t you? How could you? Your nuts probably STILL hurt don’t they? LOL Sydney relentlessly mocks you about all the sackjobs you got back in school. In fact she confesses that, after all these years, she actually really likes busting nuts. There’s something about seeing the fear in some losers eyes, and watching them grab their busted nuts and crumpling to the ground. And you know what? She knows you liked it too… don’t lie, there’s no way you didn’t like it given how many times it happened. Maybe you should let her bust your nuts again…
